Nimrod!
I’ve got three lizards and two seagulls. People say the lizards taste like chicken, but it’s been so long since anyone’s had chicken, I don’t see how anyone can say. There’s so little meat on them anyway, there’s not much point in saying what they taste like. If you get enough of them, though, they…
The Lake
You keep looking back at the boat, back to the old man. You barely hear Ralph. His voice is tin. The hills blur past like the walls of a tunnel. The sky is dark purple, almost black, with the faintest hint of dawn ahead.
Time to Go
“And how did I freak out the hostess exactly?” “You were lurking.” “I wasn’t lurking.” “You were standing behind a fern.” “That’s not lurking.” “Then what the hell is it?”
Unstoriable 